Buy a Cocktail Spoon

My best investment of 2013? Well Yahoo stock did well, but did it gently tap the cluster of ice cubes in my tray, separating them with precision? Did Marissa Mayer slip between the cubes in my Cuba Libre like some GOdd#mned ninja finding its way to the bottom of my drink? Did Yahoo’s holdings in the Chinese online super-retailer Alibaba stir said drink from top to bottom, moving up and down without knocking the ice cubes out of the drink? Did a share, even at its lowest cost less than ten dollars? NOT F’in likely.